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Title: Look out, more little Flashies
Post by: flash on January 28, 2012, 01:16:46 am: Oh god,

What have I done, and at my age I should know better!!!
Title: Re: Look out, more little Flashies
Post by: headkaze on January 28, 2012, 01:18:43 am: Didn't know you had it in ya lol j/k

Congrats mate! Do you know what sex yet?
Title: Re: Look out, more little Flashies
Post by: flash on January 28, 2012, 01:21:29 am: Quote from: headkaze on January 28, 2012, 01:18:43 am
Congrats mate! Do you know what sex yet?

Yeah, it's when a man puts his missile of love between the ladys special beef curtains to......

oh,

You mean the sex of the baby creature-thing,

another BLOODY boy.... 5 damn boys now... bugger.. (and I honesly would have loved another daughter)
Title: Re: Look out, more little Flashies
Post by: headkaze on January 28, 2012, 01:35:22 am: Oh dear here comes trouble then!

Someone should tie a knot in that thing lol
Title: Re: Look out, more little Flashies
Post by: Sokurah on January 28, 2012, 08:43:00 am: Hey, congratulations (or should I say 'my condolences'). ;)

...but 5 boys already - and "you would've loved another daughter"?...how many kids do you have? 50?...is this part of a plan to have enough kids to support you when you get old(er). :)
Title: Re: Look out, more little Flashies
Post by: flash on January 28, 2012, 09:04:08 am: I will only have 9. Is that excessive?

(I am old now, but sadly still supporting them)
Title: Re: Look out, more little Flashies
Post by: spacefractal on January 28, 2012, 10:33:18 am: congratulations with your another coming soon kid :-D
Title: Re: Look out, more little Flashies
Post by: sverx on January 30, 2012, 09:34:58 am: Quote from: headkaze on January 28, 2012, 01:35:22 am
Someone should tie a knot in that thing lol

LOL!!!
... aehm... congratulations, Flash! :)
Title: Re: Look out, more little Flashies
Post by: flash on January 30, 2012, 05:12:23 pm: Thanks mate,

It was a trip through hell for me, but the wife is happy.
Title: Re: Look out, more little Flashies
Post by: Lobo on February 01, 2012, 10:43:12 pm: Quote from: headkaze on January 28, 2012, 01:35:22 am
Someone should tie a knot in that thing lol

Someone should cut it proper! :)

Ahem, congratulations dude, happy house is the full house. ;)
Title: Re: Look out, more little Flashies
Post by: flash on February 01, 2012, 10:46:31 pm: Not when one wants a bath, and two want a wee wee... LOL

Thanks mate.
Title: Re: Look out, more little Flashies
Post by: Lobo on February 01, 2012, 11:02:45 pm: True that, hmm... Consider planting a tree next to bathroom, you know...for a quick relief in emergency. 8)
It doesn't solve the bathing problem tho..darn.
Title: Re: Look out, more little Flashies
Post by: flash on February 01, 2012, 11:16:13 pm: Perhaps a tree in a pond?

Yeah, they could have real ducks instead of rubber duckies.

(though the yellow water may put them off?)
Title: Re: Look out, more little Flashies
Post by: Lobo on February 02, 2012, 12:19:52 am: Tree in a pond is an excellent idea, two ducks with one stone.
Yellow water..just pour some 100% alcohol from time to time, all good.
8)
Title: Re: Look out, more little Flashies
Post by: flash on February 02, 2012, 12:25:00 am: Waste alcohol on the kids?

OH NO!

There's no way that's happening until they are mature 11 year olds.

:P
Title: Re: Look out, more little Flashies
Post by: Zzaped! on February 02, 2012, 11:50:01 am: Quote
Happily married... That has to be an oxymoron lol lol

Well, it doesn't look like it's going too badly. :)

No congrats on the new sprog yet though, I'm old fashioned that way.
Title: Re: Look out, more little Flashies
Post by: flash on March 08, 2012, 01:03:58 am: A little update in freaky 3D

EDIT: ugly sod lol!
Title: Re: Look out, more little Flashies
Post by: Sokurah on March 08, 2012, 09:45:28 am: Quote from: Flash on March 08, 2012, 01:03:58 am
A little update in freaky 3D

EDIT: ugly sod lol!

If he could look out and see you he'd probably want to stay in there a little longer. ;)

He looks normal - not with horns or three eyes, as I'd expected with that father, so that's at least something. :)

Remind me again - how long to go now?
Title: Re: Look out, more little Flashies
Post by: flash on March 08, 2012, 09:49:36 am: Judgement day is June something or other. You will know as there will be a murder of crows sitting at every fence up and down the country, and the clocks will all stop and everything will sound echoey.
Title: Re: Look out, more little Flashies
Post by: Sokurah on March 08, 2012, 01:27:43 pm: Quote from: Flash on March 08, 2012, 09:49:36 am
Judgement day is June something or other.

Make it the 5th and I promise to remember his birthday for the rest of my life. ;)
Title: Re: Look out, more little Flashies
Post by: flash on March 08, 2012, 03:07:25 pm: June the 5th is a terrible birthdate that is synonymous with early hair loss. Poor lamb.

:)
Title: Re: Look out, more little Flashies
Post by: headkaze on March 08, 2012, 03:38:01 pm: Flashies fetus is full 3D! Now where are my 3D glasses and popcorn?
Title: Re: Look out, more little Flashies
Post by: Sokurah on March 08, 2012, 07:29:07 pm: Quote from: Flash on March 08, 2012, 03:07:25 pm
June the 5th is a terrible birthdate that is synonymous with early hair loss. Poor lamb.

:)

Haha... :) :) :)

(bastard)
Title: Re: Look out, more little Flashies
Post by: flash on March 08, 2012, 08:01:26 pm: Quote from: Sokurah on March 08, 2012, 07:29:07 pm
(bastard)

Hahahahahaha